Brimstone Hotel

Every room comes with a balcony and a proper bathtub, which feels about right when you're staring at the Lake District's wilder peaks from the Langdale Estate. This is a boutique hotel, not the stately manor type: hosts rather than butlers, complimentary access to a spa thermal circuit, and outdoor gear on loan from the bootroom. A restaurant and a pub are a short walk away, so roughing it remains entirely optional.