The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel

The suite names alone tell you what kind of hotel this is: the Fashion Victim Suite comes with mirrors on the ceiling, and nobody is apologizing for it. This adults-only Ibiza property runs on the assumption that you want beach club access, a rooftop bar, and an oyster and caviar setup by the pool, with a private room to retreat to when the scene gets to be a bit much. Ocean views come standard on the upper floors.